Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
OK, so maybe those made you groan instead of laugh, but I'm sure you can find some kids who will really appreciate them! :)
Have a wonderful, blessed Thanksgiving!
Oh, and don't forget - you have until Sunday evening 11/23 to enter my doily giveaway!
OH those were cute! I loved them.
ReplyDeleteSo because my blog is on lock down I couldn't post my post until I got up but it's there now, however Mr. Linky is on the fritz so you have to leave your URL to this post in a comment. What a pain lol.
Hugs my friend.
Kim
Now these were really funny!!!
ReplyDeleteBlessings to you♥
I loved these jokes. Wish my grandson was a little older to understand them all. I love the fowl play one!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh they made me giggle..don't worry! Loved them! GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY! P.U.S.H.
ReplyDeleteThose are cute:-)
ReplyDeleteI'm stuffed!!!! HAHAHA That is too cute!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, my friend!