Showing posts with label public toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label public toilet. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Lost Art of Toilet-Paper-Seat-Cover Making - Something You Need To Know When Visiting Montana

I happen to be very spoiled and live in a state that has tissue toilet seat covers in almost every public bathroom. It's quite nice and I'm sorry that some of you are feeling jealous. If I find myself in a stall that has run out of them (Horror!), I search until I find a well-supplied one.

I am always shocked when I get to Montana and use my first public restroom. I begin searching frantically for the seat covers - did they run out? - are they kept in a different type of container? Oh, that's right, they just don't use them here! Panic starts to set in...how do I handle this situation and HOW did I live here before??

I seem to be physically incapable of achieving the proper squatting position, so that's out. Finally, a distant voice comes into my thoughts..."Use the toilet paper." Yes - it's coming back to me! Use one piece of toilet paper to cover each of the sides of the seat- not too long or they'll fall off - and one shorter piece for the back and one for the front. I try not to feel too pressured or hurried by the 10 women anxiously waiting for a stall.

And now you know what to do! I hope this has been helpful, though maybe you have a better method to share.

Happy public-restroom using! Hee, hee!

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