Thursday, May 28, 2009

Friday Funnies: How To Annoy People

Since I'm crazy double-posting girl this week, I'm not just doing Chocolate Friday. I'm also linking up to my friend Kim's Friday Funnies! You have to go over to Homesteader's Heart to get your laugh for today and link up your own funnies!

I'm sure you've seen these on the internet or on e-mail, but they always give me a good laugh!

25 Ways To Annoy People

1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

4. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

5. Sniffle incessantly.

6. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

8. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

9. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

10. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

12. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

13. Drum on every available surface.

14. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

15. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

16. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

17. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

18. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

19. Ask people what gender they are.

20. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

21. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

22. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

23. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

24. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

25. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Just a few fun things for you to try over the weekend! :)

Have a fabulously funny Friday and head over to Homesteader's Heart!


  1. Thanks for all the funny things to do. Have a great week.

  2. Oh man! Many of those I already to like #21 but some of those I really need to try. I can see myself doing #'s 8,9,10,12,13,15,and definitely 16.
    Big I'm going to be busy driving people nuts today size hugs to you my sweet friend.
    Happy Friday!

  3. Oh my, these were crazy!!!!

    Have a great day. Just looking at your header, hmmmm, I need some chocolate now♥

  4. These are always funny! I've often wondered how people handle being asked #19.

  5. Is it wrong that I or my DH has done some of those ?! :o) Have a great weekend!

  6. Too funny.. though the title may need to be.. how to annoy people AND get beat up.. LOL!


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