Thursday, October 30, 2008

Friday Funnies ~ One-Liners

My friend Kim at Homesteaders Heart hosts Friday Funnies - stop by and get a few laughs for your day!

I thought I would just share a few one-liners with you (I didn't make them up).

~ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

~ Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

~ There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

~ Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

~ Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

~ Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...for then, when you judge him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

I hope you at least got a chuckle from one of those - I did! Have a happy day!

Don't forget to enter my giveaways - this one, that one, and the other. You have until Friday night to get entered.


  1. Oh that is too funny. I especially like the last one. There is a lot of wisdom there my friend. Thanks for linking up today.

  2. MY fav is...there are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. BAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA, now that is funny. Thanks for the laughs.

  3. Lisa,

    I loved the one about who stopped the payment on my reality check? Loved it!

    And the counting one...! These are too funny!

    Happy Friday!

  4. Too cute! I love the one about the reality checks! Wouldn't that great!

  5. I loved them! I love one-liners and quotes. They really make me laugh. Thanks for sharing!

  6. Funny - my favorite..."~ Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes." Of course, I live in Florida, so it makes complete sense to me, lol. ;)
    Have a great weekend!

  7. Wisdom in Wit.
    Call me slow -- Lottery???
    don't get it.

  8. ~ Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

    Now that hit too close to home!!!


    So nice to meet you!!

  9. Those are great! My fav is the reality check one, not that I've ever heard of it before...gulp.

  10. Thank you. Isn't laughter the best medicine? Made me feel better!


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