Tuesday, July 12, 2011

10 Things You Might Hear Yourself Asking Your 11-Year Old Son

Top Ten {Tuesday}
1.  I know it says to pack deodorant, but do you get sweaty under your arms yet?  Do your armpits stink?  I'm not checking - you check.

2.  MUST you keep making that horribly annoying noise?

3.  Are you sure you didn't already hit me for that slugbug?  Seems like the rules keep changing.

4.  Is that what you're going to wear?  Weren't we giving that shirt away?

5.  Can you turn the volume down on that video game?  I'm getting really tired of hearing the same tune over and over and over...and over.

6.  Are you the one that got your friends to make the same annoying noises?  Have you thought of using your powers for good?

7.  Do I need to remind you that your shirt is not a napkin?

8.  Have you seen the bottoms of your feet?  'Cause they are b.l.a.c.k.

9.  Did you forget that we ordered you to stop growing?  (He's over 5'3" and in a size 10 shoe.)

10.  Can you PLEASE go make those noises somewhere where I can't hear them?

Can you relate to any of these?  And who's making that noise??  ;)

When you aren't sure of what to write on your blog, a great place to stop for inspiration is Top Ten Tuesday at Oh Amanda!  I'm linking up - maybe you should too!

Have a fabulous day friends!!


  1. Oh my kids are the KINGS of annoying noises.
    I can totally relate my friend. You know I can. LOL!
    Big black feet and stinky pits are what being a boy is all about size hugs to you!

    Love ya!!

  2. giggle... I just commented about the noise making / personal soundtrack on another blog. It's like they're given a sound affect injection in the hospital. :)

  3. This is GREAT!! I was cracking up all the way through it. I have a 3 year old boy and he is the #1 most noise thing I have ever met.LOL

  4. That was hilarious... I so hear myself saying those things...

  5. LOL! Too funny. I have an almost 6 year old girl -- so not too many noises and nothing stinky. But I have a friend with a teenage boy and I am always hearing her make these same comments. lol

  6. Um, I think I've said a few of those in my time as a mom...especially the one about the napkin. If I had a nickel for every time I've said "You're shirt is not a napkin", I'd be a rich woman!

  7. Hilarious! I'm still asking my nineteen year old son those questions!... and now my teenage daughters.

  8. I can totally relate to #2 and 3. And my kid shit way too hard on the slug bug game. I know I have bruises!

  9. I loved this!

    Most of the things on this list are things I say to my 14 year old son...and you know me and my issues with chewing noises. :-)

  10. Are you going to blog this week or what? Sheesh! LOL!
    You know I love you!


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